"Excuse me, barmaid! I'm afraid you've brought me the wrong offspring! I ordered an extra-large boy with beefy arms, extra guts and glory on the side! This here, this is a talking fish-bone!"

"My name's Hiccup. Great name, I know. But it's not the worst. Parents believe a hideous name will frighten off gnomes and trolls."

Independent Blog of the HTTYD franchise. This blog does become NSFW sometimes. Mun is of age as well as Muse. Slightly selective coming to rps.

Tracking: hiccuptherunt

1 2 3 4 5

http://avannak.tumblr.com/post/96422941808/zoiwrites-once-upon-a-january-answered-your →



once-upon-a-january answered your post: I saw a HTTYD2 post on my dash this mo…

was the post you saw made by a user named avannak by any chance? if not, then she has some good analyses on why hiccup should be chief

It was not. The post itself was about Astrid, not…

Reblog if you believe in Peter Pan







Every Tumblr user who reblogs this will get their URL immortalized in a journal and I will give it to Peter Pan himself when I’m in Disney World this Summer! :D



This is kind of amazing.



i cant scroll pass this

i literally cannot



Wait but they never explore the accent gap between generations

if stoick’s generation has a scottish accent

and hiccup’s generation has an american accent

will the next gen have like an aussie accent or something jfc

Valka’s generation had an aussie accent, remember?  Well… sort of.  I think things got a bit warbled during her wild time.

Next generation will be pure dragonese.

(Blindtothesky) "Your dog ate my fish soup. I'm not saying it's on you or anything, it's just something I thought you'd like to know so your food won't get taken as well."


—[⚒]—: “Uh….I don’t have a dog.”

| | Open RP Starter: Royal Marriage AU | |


Elsa listened as he spoke, hanging off of his every word. “Although, I don’t quite see how you weren’t married already…you’re quite the wonderful person.” She told him, giving a gentle smile. As he asked her to walk out of the castle, the princess nodded, standing to her feet. “That sounds wonderful, I’d love to show you around.”


—[⚒]—: He took the princess’ bare hand into his as he smiled fondly at her. She was a special woman herself. She alone made him feel like a school child again learning how to kill dragons. Course he was training them. But that was beside the point. “So Princess. Rumor is your kingdom is known for its chocolate. I’d like to see if its true. Chocolates a very rare thing in Berk. Course there’s a dragon called a Snaptrapper who releases the smell of it to lure in its prey.” He joked as a made a snapping gesture towards the princess as he pulled her close.

He wouldn’t let any dragon besides Toothless near her. But she was going to be in a big surprise what he had planned for her to see during their honeymoon. She’d love it. His mother’s dragon sanctuary was the best place for Elsa. Dragons as far as the eye could see. And it was protected by a big Alpha dragon that spit ice to protect itself and its subjects from harm. What better for Elsa to see then a dragon that could create ice with its mouth?

Somebody Help [Closed RP]



When Stoick heard Gobber’s translations of Gothi’s diagnosis, his heart sank. Would he ever hear his son again? Would his son ever wake up. The Chief closed his eyes and bowed his head, reaching out to Toothless again for some form of comfort. He took a shaky breath and quietly asked for Gothi and Gobber to leave for a moment.

Not completely aware if they had left or not, Stoick could feel his cheeks becoming wet with tears. He had held in his emotions for so long he felt like he would explode. “Oh Hiccup.” He said quietly. “Don’t leave me… please. I know I haven’t been the best father in the world. But I’ll make it up to you, I promise. I’ll help you with your leg. I’ll let you keep your Dragon. Whatever you want you can have just… just please wake up. Please live.”


—[⚒]—: He growled in his subconscious. If only somehow or some way he could talk with his Dad. He hated hearing him like this..he sounded hurt. Like when he brought up the subject about Mom. He got that look on his face where he felt guilty. Where he thought it was his fault she was gone from their lives. He growled to himself. He heard all the things he promised him. He wasn’t going to let Toothless go regardless with his father’s permission or not. He was going to change Berk for the better. Life would be better with them then they were against them. Having people die everyday. And now they could live longer and see their grandchildren and so forth.

His father’s beard touched the edge of his face. He could feel every hair and he so desperately wanted to put his hand on him to let him know he was still there. He needed to. He thought long and hard how to do that as he sat there trying to force himself to move his arm some how. He needed to. To give his father a sign he was alive. Something…he kept thinking long and hard until his arm in the real world drifted to the top of his father’s hand. The one sitting on the bedside. He shouted in victory in hoping that would be enough to soothe his father he wouldn’t be going anywhere anytime soon. He was too young to go yet. He simply had too much to do before his time. Including to getting to know his new best friend better. Sure he was a dragon. But who cared? He was abetter friend to him than anyone on Berk before they knew the truth of his dragon mastery skills.

· odinhelpus · ic ·

http://laioch-bana-mhorair.tumblr.com/post/96420274970/yo-quick-psa-rly-quick-us-students-in-britian →

YO QUICK PSA RLY QUICK: us students in britian, canada, usa, etc. we are all starting school!! ( and for those fall/winter college students too ) sooooooooo that means


so please be mindful of your rping…

viwan themes